I lost my ear virginity to a q-tip

-josh-

When dealing with a man, be prepared to sigh, slap your forehead and say "i told you so"

When a man see's no problem, he hasnt turned the light on yet.

..you laugh becasue im different i laugh because your all the same..so ha...

DANCING LEADS TO MOVING, MOVING LEADS TO GRINDING, GRINDING LEADS TO TOUCHING, TOUCHING LEADS TO LOVING, LOVING LEADS TO babies! BABIES LEADS TO LIFE...and just think...it all started with dancing

I don't want your boyfriend.
no one wants your boyfriend.
that's why he's with Y0U.

Sticks and stone may brake my bones but whips and chains excite me. Throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me! ;)

Im not a tease, Im just a reminder of what u cant have

A BoY OnCe ToLd Me To SuCk It...I RePliEd: No ThAnKs, I ChOkE On SmaLL ObJeCtS!!!

If i need a man in my life then id go get a rock and sit it on my couch