If god made me beautiful then what in the hek r u suppoed to be.

Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back...they only do that because your two hole steps ahead...so HAHA to them...

When people you dint even know HATE you...then you know that your the best...

If roses are red. and vilotes are blue...why does it seem like i am falling out of love with you?

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

When you french kiss a vampire you risk lip and tongue injury.
~Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Series

When you say you love her, look at her eyes and not at her chest!

Guys don't have a 'time of the month'
What's their excuse for being jerks?

You dont win the beauty padgent
after you drop the batons
unless you have ice water in your veins pal
bring it on

I attract blind people. I could hide from them but they'd probably sniff me out.