I attract blind people. I could hide from them but they'd probably sniff me out.

Just an innocent face that you're not getting.

--My incredibly btchy friend Buni [love ya tho]

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

SHUT UP!! STOP TALKING!! you're raping my ear you azzhole!!!

Ans. mch. lady- "To end your message...please press 11."
Church- " THERE IS NO EFFING 11 YOU EFFING w*ORE!!"

" I will effing stab you, you computer phone lady! "

* Red Vs. Blue, Church on the answering machine. *

Ya see what had happened was....

WOW....your stupidity never seaces to amaze me.

Its not YOU its ME, errr well...now that i think about it....yeah, yeah my bad...its You.

A GOOD friend will there for you when ur sad n crying.

But a TRUE friend won't be becaus ethey'll be out with the whole posse looking to beat up the person who made you cry!