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PrincesaVillegas [10:18 P.M.]: Love is like friendship.....with benefits |
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A kiss that is blown |
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If ur naughty go to ur room..............if ya want to be naughty go to mine |
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Humpty dumpty fuc.ked a who.re, Humpty dumpty blew on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, bent the b.itch over and fuc.ked her again. |
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Do you ever feel like somedays you are thrown a thousand pound ball and asked to fly? Or is it take a leap?? |
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In $ex, 88 is better than 69. Unlike 69 you get 8 twice! |
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He said... |
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I went over 2 my boyfriends house and there was a wet stain and a wet condem on his sheets and I said what the hell and he said it's not mine! I said who is it he said his bro. I told him hello you have no brothers and then he went uum I love you! |
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Don't drink water fish have sex in it |
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Your the drug that keeps me from dying |