From a friend's experience: "if you get caught cheating 8 times and are still with the same person, something just seems a bit screwy and out of place."

I was once told to grab a bull by his horns. I simply shook my head and replied "You first."

I cant say i think ive fallen in luv wit u
Cuz then id have 2 think
But i can say i am in luv
And ur the missing link

Never give up on something that makes you happy.

Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

Heres one: Im an alien. Ive transformed your phone into the shape of my tit, and now you're playing with it. I know u like it because youre smiling!

"I didn't cry cause it was over...

I cried cause it happened."

Soccer players are hot
Because we can do 11 different possitions in 90 minutes with out time outs.....

Always remember
GIRLS=
SISTAS BEFORE MISTAS

BOYZ=
Bros Before h0es

Jackie and Phill ran up a hill.
Phill push Jackie back down.
and the lesson Jackie learned was to never fall in love with a clown. Cuz he will just make you frown.