Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • PrincesaVillegas [4:52 P.M.]: I just wanna kno....
    on sum pizzas theres a lil table in the middle.... who the hell is it for?

    XxESExSITERxX [4:52 P.M.]: u

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  • PrincesaVillegas [4:56 P.M.]: Everytime I see you, I remind myself that under all your clothes, you're naked.

    XxESExSITERxX [4:56 P.M.]: oo realy...;)

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  • PrincesaVillegas [4:58 P.M.]: babe am i bothering you yet?

    XxESExSITERxX [4:59 P.M.]: what

    PrincesaVillegas [4:59 P.M.]: am i bothering you yet?

    XxESExSITERxX [4:59 P.M.]: what

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  • PrincesaVillegas [5:05 P.M.]: Love is another way of saying "Damn I just want to screw you"

    XxESExSITERxX [5:06 P.M.]: yeah

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  • PrincesaVillegas [5:12 P.M.]: Boy are like parking spots....the good ones are taken and the rest are handicap.

    XxESExSITERxX [5:13 P.M.]:............

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  • I'm here
    I'm queer
    Get used to it!!

    by manda
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  • PrincesaVillegas [8:30 P.M.]: babe.."Love is when a girl puts on perfume & a boy puts on shaving cologne & they go out & smell each other."

    XxESExSITERxX [8:31 P.M.]: I love you!

    PrincesaVillegas [8:32 P.M.]:what?...

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  • Princesa: this ones bad... u wana hear it n-e-ways?
    XxESExSITERxX :Yeah
    Princesa:88 is better than 69 becuz u get 8 twice... and....Sex is\\\'t the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer.. lol
    XxESExSITERxX: Ha ha no i dont get it

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  • XxESExSITERxX [9:34 P.M.]: Ey is it just me or ur lil bro has a big imagination?
    PrincesaVillegas [9:35 P.M.]: hu?..

    (i think it was a joke

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  • PrincesaVillegas [9:51 P.M.]: Loved by some hatted by many, envied by most, wanted my plenty
    XxESExSITERxX [9:53 P.M.]: :-D

    (now im confused)

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