Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • ~i got this from a girl I know~

    **Guys are Dirty, Dirty dogs!

    ~no offense to those who actually care about people and know what its like to get hurt~

    by Tori
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  • Im not stupid..

    im just retardedly cool.

    by Brandi
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  • Stop undressing me with your eyes!

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  • Love fishes cause thier so delicious..Gotta go fishing
    I could go fishing 4 you but you ain't exactly what we call delicious

    by Jessi
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  • BABY u know i love you when i dont cheat on u with someone famous... D*A*M*D* IT i wish i didn't love you so D*A*M*B MUCH....

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  • Check out my new web site: http://www.freewebs.com/charmedmania08/

    by tu
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  • Girls are like phones. They love to be talked to, and held. But you push the wrong button, and you WILL get disconnected.
    ~I didn't actually write this i found it.~

    by Hanley
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  • After volumes of research has been sifted through, studied and scrutinized by the best pschologists, psychiatrists and social scientists it is unanimously agreed upon that the #1 cause of divorce is......................MARRiAGE!

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  • I always have the last word cuz im usually talking to myself LOL

    by Shayne
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  • Roses are red violets are blue
    I'm in love but not with you
    when you left you thought i cried
    but all it was, was another guy I said i loved you. you believed Me guess what player i played you...Bur

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