Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • You meet sum1 new... and your in a silent moment... say this:

    A GIANT POLAR BEAR!

    well, that broke the ice .... :)

  • Why R u undressing me wit ur eyes

  • "Napolean, don't be jealous because i've been chatting online with babes all day!"

    - Kip ("Napolean Dynamite")

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  • Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Cantelope

    Cantelope who?

    Cant elope today!

    muwuhahahahahaha!!!

    by Krispie
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  • If he cannot see how great i am, then he does not deserve to call me his own

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  • From a friend's experience: "if you get caught cheating 8 times and are still with the same person, something just seems a bit screwy and out of place."

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  • I was once told to grab a bull by his horns. I simply shook my head and replied "You first."

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  • I cant say i think ive fallen in luv wit u
    Cuz then id have 2 think
    But i can say i am in luv
    And ur the missing link

    by Batman
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  • Never give up on something that makes you happy.

    by Katie
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  • Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

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