Heres one: Im an alien. Ive transformed your phone into the shape of my tit, and now you're playing with it. I know u like it because youre smiling!

"I didn't cry cause it was over...

I cried cause it happened."

Soccer players are hot
Because we can do 11 different possitions in 90 minutes with out time outs.....

Always remember
GIRLS=
SISTAS BEFORE MISTAS

BOYZ=
Bros Before h0es

Jackie and Phill ran up a hill.
Phill push Jackie back down.
and the lesson Jackie learned was to never fall in love with a clown. Cuz he will just make you frown.

Bros Before Ho's i dont think so my gurl comes first

ITS N0T CALLED RAPE
iF SHES M0ANiNG

You know its weird having people look at me with you thinking, why the hell is she with him, she could get so much better, but even if there is better, i don't want it, all i want is you...

Men are like roses, they smell nice, but watch out for the pricks...

Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped....