What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13

Women are like hurricames, first then they come in wet and wild and then they leave with your house and car!

They say the smartest people ask
alot of questions , but if there soo smart , then WHY THE F * C K ARE THEY ASKIng soo many qouestions

p.s -im not saying anyone is stupid if they ask questions , i just thought the qoute was funny ,

Name mean nothing but you and i is everything.

It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have gotten any at all.

By me + friend Theo

Court is not discipline, court is like the dean's office, but with fines

When it seems like you are always alone...it means that you don't think about other people in your life

Q: Where have you been all of my life?

A: Hiding from you!

Q: Did we go on a date once or twice?

A: Maybe once, but I never make the same mistake twice!

Him: I think I could make you very happy...

Her: Oh, your leaving?