Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • • ~~~**Cry me a river, build me a bridge, then do us all a favor and jump off it!!**~~~

    by Vane
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  • I luv him,o yes I do, hes for me not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!!!

    by Vane
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  • • Ur liking what u see but im way out of ur league

    by Vane
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  • ur mama's underwear is so holey when she sits down it whistles!!!

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  • When life gets hard treat it like a wenire screw it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!it not sapose to be screw it its sapose to be the f word but shhhhhh don\'t tell any one !!!!!!!!!!!!Lol

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  • "Pop it open and shove it in"

    -Fuzzy-

    by Spike
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  • "Love is the slowest form of suicide."

    by JESSIE
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  • You changes girls as much as u change your underwear

    ** my nd my friend said that 2 my ex bf Lmao**

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  • You so black and yo teeth so yellow, when you smile you look like a steelers helmet

    by nikki
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  • Break my heart?
    I`LL BREAK YOUR PENiS =]

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