Read the poems by 2moroNEVAcame....she is a great writer and one of the best on this site

A good friend will pick you up when you fall, but a best friend will laugh and trip you again

~$~$~ITS NOT MY FAULT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE CRAZY...i dont like them...they are telling me to free all the kangaroos in the zoo...so i'll will be back shortly...~$~$~

I just bought a new radio for my car.Its funny because when I say rock a rock song comes on.When I say rap a rap song comes on.But the other day a bunch of little kids ran in front of my car I yelled'f**king kids!A Michael Jackson song came on

Every1 has slow moments mine just come more often

I have a short attention *gasp* A LLAMA!!

Do u have a map? i keep on getten lost in your eyes

sweet huh i found it from a icon for msn

You think you got game, you think you a winner, but compared to me your just a beginner

:@Dont look at me in that tone of@:
*voice*

Why did the squirrel cross the road?
Because he was stappled to the chicken.

Okay this one isnt rofl its just stupid funny...one of my friends told it to me.