Q: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

A: Nothing cuz I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

I love you like a fat kid loves cake, like a cat loves string, like a dog loves a bone, like an emo boy loves girl pants...I LOVE YOU!!!

You promised the moon, but I prefer Uranus.

The gene pool needs some chlorine

You depreving some little village of its idiot

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried

If it weren't for Thomas Edison... We'd be watching TV in the dark!

Earth First!! We can strip-mine the other planets later

I have just gotten lost in thought. It was very unfamiliar territory

A day without sunshine is like ~ night