What do you call a Chey at the top of a hill?

A miracle!!

Your man don't like me, but daz ok tell him dat i sell cd's and i can get that yellow tape 4 him 4 free!!

Eres el aire
eres el sol
eres el nene
que quiero yo

3 WORD'S GUYS HATE:NO,DON'T AND STOP---UNLESS YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER

YOU THOUGHT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
YOU THOUGHT YOU MADE ME CRY
I GUESS YOU KNOW BY NOW
THAT EVERY PLAYA ISNT A GUY!

Sorry I kissed you again. Thanks for not punching me.

GUY'S ARE LIKE STRAY CATS;
THEY NEVER COME AROUND
UNLESS THEIR HUNGRY!

If you tempt a squirrel with a nut, prepare to be bitten!!

You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince

**u fink ur (H.O.T.T) hot........well your (N.O.T.T) not!!**