.its just those stupid boys you fall for; the same darn ones; over and over again.

Tip #1 of the not to say around your wife or Girl freind-

If your watching tv and ur Girl friend/ Wife ask u if u check out other women.....
don't answer with
"be quiet this is the part with the stripper"

Women drink tea

Men Drink beer..... lots and lots of beer

Women gossip at a salon

Men talk in front of a tv...... but only a little

Women pray for a family

Men pray for death before there wife

There is no pleasing ur girl friend........

she said she was worth more than 15 bucks

PMS is the one time out of every month that us women can act like a man ;)

I know i am your best friend and that's a fact,
it's just when your boyfriends around i don't know how to act.

Its better to be pissed off, than pissed on!

Man says: heyy baby whuts your sign?

woman says: do not enter

Mann sayys :: so whut do you wanna do?

woman sayys:: anything BUT you

God blessed me with big feet for a reason. He wanted to prove to you my shoes would be a lot harder to fill than you could have imagined.