I'm sorry is it make-up or fake-up??

The reason guys have holes in there d**ks is so they can get oxygen to their brains.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down, tie me up and show me how much you like me.

Drink Triple
See Double
Act Single
if you dont remember~it never happend

To put it nicely, i hope you choke

An apple a dy keeps the doctor away ________ but if the doctors cute screw the fruit

Hickory dicory dock,
your girl was on my c o c k,
selling her a s s and doin it fast,
cause i got that a s s on lock.

My cousin said it to his friend.

I WASNT KISSIN HIM. I WAS JUST TELLIN HIS LIPS A SECRET...LOL

Best friends are like fat legs, they're always sticking together :]