A friend rang to say her computer had the black death. Confused, I asked for details. She meant the "Blue Screen Of Death". I now find it hard not to imagine plague rats as being noticeable by their blueness.

You were a born leader,

You always lead ME on..

D0N`T BE SiiLLY!!!!

WRAP UR WiiLLY!!

(MAKE SURE HE D0ESZ, CUSZ iiF HE D0N`T, U W0N`T KN0W WUT HAPPENED...0H N0 U W0N`T. U`LL THiiNk EVERYTHiiNG WiiLL BE FiiNE, BUT WHEN iiT C0MESZ, HE'LL SAY "iiT AiiN`T MiiNE!!")

... They say a little hard work won't kill you...
but i don't want to risk it...

Guy: "You hit me in the mouth with the remote."
Girl: "You broke my heart twice."
Guy: "Ok. We're even."

Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends." is like your dog dieing and your mom saying, "You can still keep it."

You are the styrofoam peanuts to the poorly-packed cardboard box of my soul.

Always wear cute pajamas to bed cuz u never know who might be in ur dreams...!!!!

Go 2 ur window,
sit on ur bed,
look at da stars
and pray in ur head..
"I dont need a guy,
I dont need a friend,
I need sumone who's good in bed !

Thought of by: me!

-original =)

I'm the only reason your parents like you