"Don't call me scandelous, you just mad cuz you can't handle this"

Fathers always told his son to have principles,like
"A man must fight for what he believe in!"
But Fathers always lost to mums!
What was the principle again?!

GUYS ARE LIKE BUSES...THEY COME AND GO AND SOMETIMES THEY COMEBACK!!

MATURE MEN THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Men are like a deck of cards:
You need a heart to love them
A dimond to marry them
Aclub to bash thier heads in
And a spade to barry the body

You are like a candy bar: half sweet, and half nuts

Good things take time, like to fall in love,
but shit happens all the time, like falling on ur back!!

... REASONS WHY A GiNGERBREAD MAN iS BETTER THEN A BOY...
1)THEY WONT YELL @U
2)THEY WiLL LiSTEN
3)THEY WONT TALK BACK TO U
4)AND iF THEY MAKE YOU MAKE YOU CAN ACCTUALLY BiTE HiS HEAD OFF...

.::Lets Make A Deal... You Dont Broke My Heart And Ill Tell My Dad To Put Away His Shotgun::.

Jack and jill went up the hill
to have a little fun
stupid jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son