DON'T HAVE SEX.

YOU'LL GET PREGNANT...

AND DIE.

Now why is it when a guy hangs out with all girls he is considered gay but when he hangs out with all guys he is considered straight

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese

I'm the dog
you're the cat
now......i chase you.

Look at the ground
now look at a leaf
here's my feet
i step on the leaf
now.....you're ruined!

I don't want to dance and no I don't want a chance All I want you to do is take off your pants

Mii && my friiends are tiighter then a fatt kiid iin spandex!

Mii && my friiends are tiighter then a fatt kiid iin spandex!

I looked into your eyes and saw an angel there...
I looked a bit to the side and laughed!! sory but ur pimples make you look funny, cant help it!

Behind every successfull man there's a woman cleaning up after him

Behin every successfull woman there's a man who broke her heart