I wish I was a teddy bear sitting on your bed, so everytime you dreamnt of someone else, I could kick you in the head.

He loves me. he loves me not.he loves me.he loves me not...screw this i GIVE UP!

The time i see you
I feel all weird why is it that?
maybe because i cant handle the truth..

When i think of him, i think of candy, nice and sweet!!

When i think of her i think of Santa,
Ho(e) Ho(e) Ho(e)!!!!

They keep saying the right guy is right around the corner, Well I guess I must be walking in circles.

You can't make a person love you...you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
-Anonymous

God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve

"All bow your heads for the man's prayer:
I'm a man, but I can change.
If I have to.
I guess." - Red Green show, weekly, PBS

Love is like raw hamburger meat.. great when its fresh, but if you leave it out it will all go bad

Is that the new camel shirt your wearing, cause I can see the bumps in them