You see that girl?
the only reason
she uses makeup
is to hide that
big sign on her
forehead that says:
" FAKE " .

I am looking for a girl not too funny and not too sad, not too ugly and not too beautiful, not too skinny and not too fat, are you the one !!!

Theres nothing a girl wants more then something she cant have..

I WAS GOING TO BUY MY GIRLFRIEND A WATCH THE OTHER DAY..........THEN I REMEMBERED THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE OVEN - MY MATE CAI

I hate you..and then i love you it's like i want to throw you off the cliff the run to the bottom to catch you

Pussy is like left overs if it smells bad DONT eat it!!

~*Friends are like Condoms, They'll Protect you when things get hard*~

Dont flatter yourself sweetie
[ the only fan you have;
is the one on your ceiling ]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

THe niiCe mEn R uGly...tHe hAndSome mEn aRe mEan..tHe niiCe hAndSOme mEn R gAy