Fat chicks bounce
this chick'll [pounce
leave him alone
you take hime home
and i'll make it known
you're a ho(E)

(couldn't think of nutin 2 write)

...i FART BEHiND THE PRETTY PEOPLE...
iT MAKES THEM LOOK AND SMELL BAD... LOL

-MY FRiEND TOLD ME THAT AND i THOUGHT iT WAS WiCKED FUNNY

Ther aint an I in s-l-u-t but there is a U

When scientists discover the center
of the universe, don't be surprised
when it isn't you

All i want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same

Worst pick up line:

Baby did you fart? .... because you blow me away!

... GUYS ARE LiKE MARTiNiS...
ONES NOT ENOUGH...
BUT TWOS TOO MANY...

DON'T HATE ME CAUZ I'M BUITIFUL,
HATE ME CAUZ YOUR MAN THINKS I AM

IF Women WERE MADE TO CHASE MEN,
THEN SHOULDN'T HAVE GOD MADE MEN WORTH CHASING?

MEN. You cant live with them and you cant ..... no thts it