Chocolate comes and goes but the right one is to expensive to get

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches
you're going to get or how long it will last

-unknown

You know "that look" women get when they want sex?

Me neither.
--Steve Martin

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

--Rodney Dangerfield

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!+ch.

--Jack Nicholson

I'm not his stalker! I'm his girlfriend. =]

Cry me a river, but don't drown it!!!

Everytime I decide to give you another chance I smack myself in the head!!!

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

I ain't so pretty,
I ain't so fine,
but dat don't mean,
I can't make u mine.