Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • 2 words guys ^H^A^T^E:
    Don't & Stop....
    Unless you put them ~.t.o.g.e.t.h.e.r.~

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  • F@#$ peopel who talk about me behind my back caue they dont havea llife any way theyr just goin make shot up to make them feel better.

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  • A black cat crossing your path mean the animal is GOING SOMEWHERE

    by Mimi
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  • Its not rape if u enjoy it.

    by Ashlee
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  • Put the bum in the river
    and give him a bath
    then we will hang out
    in your grovie van pad
    Livin Purple "Right On"

    by Ronnie
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  • Love is a good dream and then you wake up!

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  • Practice safe EaTiNg
    Always use CoNdImEnTs!!

    My health teacher told us that! I loved it! Lol

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  • OMG. Guess what. I HAVE A TIME MACHINE! The only thing is it only moves forward...and well...in regular time...

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  • Me and my friend were talking about third wheels, and tricycles. This is what she said:
    You know that a tricycle has four wheels right. One in the front one in the back and one on each side.
    She thought a tricycle was a bike with training wheels.

    by Simone
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  • Im walkin to the bus
    and on my face another frozen teardrop
    and i ask myself...
    why the hell do i live so far from the phuckin bus stop?

    by izzy
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