Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Of course IM in
Love
You
darlING

the upper case words spell out Im lying

You Know You Need A Boyfriend When Cartoon Characters Start Looking Amazingly Hot

Another random quote of brandon!

Did you know that the Titanic sunk seven inches away from new york?
that's where your bathtub is!

Girls,
you cant live with them,
not aloud to shoot them either
=[

Guys, are like fattening foods.
they taste like heaven
but you really regret
takin a bite outta it

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

I loved you, i thought you loved me too.....OW thinkig hurts

Your mom has watched u grow as long as uve lived but your girlfriend can watch you grow in just minutes!! :p
(haha so wrong!)

-not mine-

How to make the nicest teacher in the world, become the worst:

Step one: Make her mad.