Some people say-Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

Other people say-What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

I say-Screw it, just do nothing!

Damn right, i'm good in bed. i can sleep for hours.

[Laugh Out Loud]

When I said id hit that,
I meant with a car.

What my mom says to my dad

"what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine"

I need you like a nerd needs porn

.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Don't drink and drive
You might spill your beer

lol read this on a poster

And though Cinderella and her Prince Charming did live happily ever after the point, gentlemen, is that they lived

I need it
so so so bad
please give it to me
i cant live with out the
juicy flavor in my mouth when i
slide it in my mouth
yummmm......
i want some
GUM!!!

Your skinny jeans.$25...His Levis..$32..Your hello kitty screen tee.on sale $5.99..His hanes Tee...$7..you victoria secret bra and panty set.$32.his fruit of the loom boxers.$10, seeing them spread all over the floor next to the bed.Pricless!