THE GIRL SAYS: PLEASE leave me alone just F**K off your nothing to ME!

THE GUY HEARS: PLEASE F**K ME!

I Cried Because You Chose Her Over Me
Then//I Laughed
;BeCaUsE
s h e s u g l y =]]

IN THE WORDS OF THE VIRGIN MARY, COME AGAIN

I love sheep.

If your wondering where Bob is,...
I ATE HIM!!!

TEACHER: WHY WERE YOU LATE THiS MORNiNG?

POPULAR PRETTY GiRL: OH iT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO TAKE ALL MY BEAUTY MEDALS OFF MY PAJAMAS

(ALL OF THiS BEiNG SAiD NOT KNOWiNG SHE HAD TOiLET PAPER STUCK ON HER SHOE)

You know it's love when you are walking down the hall in school, you see him, you look into his eyes, and then you trip over a garbage can in the middle of the hallway.

Any boy can be a father it takes a man to be a daddy

Behind every great girl is a guy checking her out

Don't settle for the one you live with find the one you cant live without