Sheila! Come back to me; I baked you a muffin!

-Caboose. Red vs Blue

Guys act like d!*ks to make up for what they dont have

Lettuce is good for your sexlife. Rabbits know that already a bit longer.

You don't have the sense God gave a grapefruit!

[name] and [name]
sitting on a bench.
F - R - E - N - C - H.
! ! FRENCH ! !

One day in the middle of th night
2 dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other

TRUE STORY:

they have found a big hole in URANUS!
hah

TRUE STORY:

they have found a big hole in URANUS!
hah

A good friend will commfort you when you get rejected...
A best friend will walk up to him and say. "its because your gay!, isnt it!?"

IT FUNNY HOW BOYS CAN HURT U SO MUCH
BUT YOU STILL LOVE HIM WITH ALL YOUR
HEART