Its better to follow people than leading! Cause if the one who is leading falls you'll see him fall and you will survive. But if you lead you fall and you fall alone!

This was said by a friend

Boys hate the words DON'T and STOP unless u put them together ;)

I love him, oh yes i do
he's for me not for you
and if by chance you take my place
i'll take my fist and break your face

Cupid works for the devil!!!

Don't date a drunk and expect them to be home early.

Love is like a bug bite when you first get it all you think about is how iche it is but after a while it the icheness goes away.

'if Orlando Bloom took the Pope's job I dont know weather it would cause more girls to convert or increase confessions on cursing 1 particular commandment'

-- my best friend said this & i thought it was funny

A wife just wants one thing, 'trust'. Ha! Myth busted, she wants your rich d*k too.

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