Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Life is like the gift Aunty Agnas give you....an ugly jumper you don't realise how important it is until it begins to get cold.

    by Holly
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  • Love is like a bug bite when you first get it all you think about is how iche it is but after a while it the icheness goes away.

    by TeArS
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  • 'if Orlando Bloom took the Pope's job I dont know weather it would cause more girls to convert or increase confessions on cursing 1 particular commandment'

    -- my best friend said this & i thought it was funny

    by Holly
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  • Women Are Like Lays Potatoe Chips, Betcha Can't Eat Just One!

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  • You have a man because you look easy..I have a man because I'm off the heezy =D

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  • Roses are red, vilots are blue, open your legs so i can go throw!

    by Manda
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  • God created Man & Woman........& then created acne to keep them apart.

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  • Love is a sensation brought on by temtation When a man sticks his location in a woman\\\\\\\'s destination That increases the population for the next generation Do you get my explanation Or do you want a demonstration?

    by Emily
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  • Scribbling down mental notes...

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  • Check out my website..poetry galore

    http://www.matmice.com/home/newonetruelove

    by Hailey
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