Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • If god made me beautiful then what in the hek r u suppoed to be.

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  • Boyz say that im hot and i say like i dont no this already!!

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  • If i need a man in my life then id go get a rock and sit it on my couch

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  • A BoY OnCe ToLd Me To SuCk It...I RePliEd: No ThAnKs, I ChOkE On SmaLL ObJeCtS!!!

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  • Im not a tease, Im just a reminder of what u cant have

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  • Sticks and stone may brake my bones but whips and chains excite me. Throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me! ;)

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  • I don't want your boyfriend.
    no one wants your boyfriend.
    that's why he's with Y0U.

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  • DANCING LEADS TO MOVING, MOVING LEADS TO GRINDING, GRINDING LEADS TO TOUCHING, TOUCHING LEADS TO LOVING, LOVING LEADS TO babies! BABIES LEADS TO LIFE...and just think...it all started with dancing

    by Bri
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  • ..you laugh becasue im different i laugh because your all the same..so ha...

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  • When a man see's no problem, he hasnt turned the light on yet.

    by Marly
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