When dealing with a man, be prepared to sigh, slap your forehead and say "i told you so"

I lost my ear virginity to a q-tip

-josh-

Yes I'm happily married. my wife says so

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Don't be silly wrap your willy!!!

haha that is what my friend sAID

You might not be able to find the right guy but you can always find the right donut!

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*message y friend sent me*

OMG!! i just got a phone call of god, he sed one of his angels is missing, Shhhhhhhhh i didnt tell him where you were

You never remember it untill its too late

Im not concedied
i just think im perfect