U know why the sea is so salted?...coz God put in u aLL the sugar...:D:D

If we could bottle your luck we would have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands

--Eclipse--Edward Cullen--

Men are like lamps...
They aren't very bright...
And it doesn't take much to turn them on...

You're the G to my string...=]

A Womans Heart Is Like A Pack Of Cards

A Heart To Love Him

A Diamond To Marry Him

A Club To Hit Him Over The Head

And A Spade To Burry The Git

Dating nowadays has become more of a profession, if you get fired, you can find a new job...

Last night one tear dropped out of my eye, i asked it "why are you out?"..Then it said,"There is someone so beautiful in your eyes now there's no room for me."

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If it wasn't for me
your thing would rust

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back than it's meant to be. Otherwise, hunt it down and kill it."

You are like a tattoo on my derriere,
A pain in the ass that is always there!