May the flies of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch......... AMEN

Don't let a guy run his string cheese through your grater before you're married.

If someone tells you to pour your yogurt all over their parfet, it's time for you to run.

"He looked at me and laughed. Then I burst laughing too. How funny-looking he must have felt himself when he looked at me."

-Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and J.Holiday died!!

You know why, right?

-Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop
-Chris Brown ran out of air
-J.Holiday suffocated

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Baby lets do some MATHS

ADD the BED
SUBTRACT the CLOTHES
DIVIDE the LEGS
&
LETS MULTIPLY!!!!

If you prefer your tires round....
i suggest you never cheat!

*haha ya asswhole try gettin around now!*

Husband: I bet you can't make me happy and sad at the same time
wife: oh yea? Your cock is bigger than your brother's.

He is soo last weekend

WHATS YOURS IS MINE..
AND WHATS MINE IS MINE...

ME ANS MAH SISTERS QUOTE!!!