You feeling me… Well Stop that!

Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking

Its a spiicy meat ball ehehe

lindseys hilarious random things come from her!! =]

IS MY LIFE..I WILL LIVE HOW I CHOOSE

"The dole is my shepherd, I shall not work."

Bobby Thompson

Oh, you're being a jacka*ss.
It must be an even numbered day.
I do so prefer the odd numbered days,
When you're kissing my a*ss for a favour!

Veronica Mars

In the garden of eden stood adam
Rubbing the ass of his madam
as he cuckles with merth
he knows on this earth
There are 2 balls
and he has them all

There's a lady in france
who boarded a street car with no pants
everyone F**ked her
except the conductor
Because he went off in his pants

Random girl: but he said i'm the best damn thing he's ever seen

I: girl your probably the only thing he's ever seen

&&He said:

"I don't know why you wear a bra, you don't
have anything to put in one."

So She Said:

"You wear pants, don't you?

xD