I'll save you in my heart, and pull you out on a rainy day.

The world was so perfect but then humans came along and just screwed it up for the rest of us.

~Please dont Brake my heart, I'm running out of duck tape!~

Girl 1:
Why are his pants halfway down his legs?

Girl 2:
Because, he has nothing in the front to hold it up!

**Both burst out laughing**

:]]

So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy. That's fine, I'll tell mine that you're gay. . .

Note to self:
Boys suck.
they break hearts.
throw things at them.
.....like pineapples.
they are pointy =]]

I cant eat breakfast cuz im thinking of you,
I cant eat lunch cuz im thinking of you,
I cant eat dinner cuz im thinking of you,
And i cant go to bed cuz im hungry.

Tawana-mama:ur lame
me: but u luv me tho aint it! spank me iif im wrong bite me iif im rite
tawana-mama: fagg ...

It's not smart to piss off a girl that can punch back harder.

Standin in a queue in asda a boi cums up 2 me
boi: scuse me
me: yh
b: is ur dad a thief bcoz sum1 stole the stars 2 put in ur eyes
m:hahahahahah
b:u werent meant 2 laugh u were meant 2 fall 4 me
m:hahahahahahahahahah
b: im gna go now
M:hahahahahah