All guys are dogs...That's why u gotta chase the cat....

Boy says---i don't see why you wear bras...you got nothin' to put in 'em...

girl says- you wear pants don't you?

I said "get lost" he said "how far"
I said "your mean" He said "your nice"
I said " I don't love you anymore" He said"yes you do"....
Love......gosh!

I'm so hungry I'd sell my grandmother for a tic-tac

Sometimes those little white lies can really add some color to the situation....

When you break up, it's ok, just----- tell everyone he's gay and date his best friend----you'll live.

I Said i loved you and that was a fact but a million apologies can never bring me back.

Love me now, or love me never,
But if you love me, love me forever!

Your the peanut in my peanut butter...

Love is love sex is clean open your legs and i will fill u with cream lol...