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If i was cinderella you would be my glass slipper... so i can step on you each and every day x] |
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Me: Behind every successful man, theres a woman looking really surprised |
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She is more of a man than you will ever be. |
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Who ever said nothings impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!!!!!!!! |
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Dnt hate the player nor the game |
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I thought you were my knight in shining armour. Then it turns out you're a dork in tin foil and somehow, i now love you more. You're my tinfoil man |
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After friend tells the story of himself betting all on red on Roulette and losing: |
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I once heard this at a mock wedding: |
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You have to kiss alot of frogs before you REALLY know how to kiss! |