Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Hey, please go to this site and check out my blog!

    http://camillesworld-shakeitup.blogspot.com/

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  • If i was cinderella you would be my glass slipper... so i can step on you each and every day x]

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  • Me: Behind every successful man, theres a woman looking really surprised

    My boyfriend: Behind every successful woman, theres a man pulling the strings.

    by Jo
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  • She is more of a man than you will ever be.

    by emma
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  • Who ever said nothings impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Dnt hate the player nor the game
    Hate urself for getting played

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  • I thought you were my knight in shining armour. Then it turns out you're a dork in tin foil and somehow, i now love you more. You're my tinfoil man

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  • After friend tells the story of himself betting all on red on Roulette and losing:

    "Ohhh dude that sucks.. you should have picked black!"

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  • I once heard this at a mock wedding:

    'Do you vow to treat her as a passenger plane? To climb in and out of her five times a day and take her to the heavens and back?'

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  • You have to kiss alot of frogs before you REALLY know how to kiss!
    ~ME, My Nan, and my lil' sis

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