Hey, you! Yeah, you. No, not you.. that other guy. YES! You! Do you like tacos?

You're 90% of the reason i get up in the morning..the other 10% is because i have to pee. :))

Me, "Seeee, I wear the pants in this relationship".
Him, "No you don't".
Me, "Yeah you're right. You wear the pants and I control the zipper!".

Everytime I see an Ugly Couple .. it gives me hope that there's someone out there for me.

You're probably just as fake
As the lies that you spread.

I taught your boyfriend that thing you like.

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
Paris Hilton

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Im secretly in love,
but not with you!