Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Im secretly in love,
but not with you!

I can't help you right now, my legs are in the air.

Teacher: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
Me: No, just guys that I wanna call "daddy".

No matter what, I'll wait right here for you forever...

Pssh, I'm out!

She:thank you..:)
me:I wish i could say welcome..
but you are already in.!! :D

I think u should've asked right people cuz all those who claim to know me are just wrong..!!

Ohk...may be it would've been unusual if you were with me.. :)

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I'm an angel, honest! These horns are just to keep my halo up.

You look much pretty in those clothes n thinking of you with out 'em huh itz pretty much to me.. :)