You look much pretty in those clothes n thinking of you with out 'em huh itz pretty much to me.. :)

Chicken: "you go first..."
Cat: " no you go..."
Chicken: " no..."
Cat: "chicken!!!!"
Chicken: " Pussy!!!!"

If we were in prison together,
I'd knock the soap out of your hand.

Easy Girls Open Their Legs...
Smart Girls Open Thier Minds...
And
Foolish Girls Open Their Hearts...

If you can't forget things when you're drunk, sorrywhatcan't I?

Hubby, this is my wifey. Wifey, this is my ho.

Love.............is a verb here in my room! =D

I kissed a girl and i liked it,
then i went to hell.

I offered my Honor,
She Honored my offer,
and all night long,
it was Honor and Offer... ;)

Do you work at subway?

Because you gave me a footlong:)

[lmfao.]

Pick up line i saw somewhere!