Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    I'd run h ome and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

    -- Craig, age 9

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  • WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

    - - Curt, age 7

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  • HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

    -- Kelvin, age 8

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  • WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

    -- Martin, age 10

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  • HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

    -- Kristen, age 10

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  • I don't like being an object. especially not an object with boobs. eyes on the face sweetie.

    by InvisibleHourglass
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  • You know what? You can walk out that door and keep on walking... Because you never shut up and you're always talking.

    by Countess of Monte Cristo
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  • Boys are like nappies...always on your ass, to hard to change and forever full of shit

    by Broken Ballerina
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  • You've beaten that concept so hard its now dating chris brown.

    by Chelsey
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  • Yuh kno tht quote ; little animals are more afraid of yuh more then u r of it ; does tht also go for boys? lol

    by BrOkeN HeArt Can kill
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