When i Started Flirtin With The Hustle ; Failure Became My Ex.
Now Im Engaged To The Game
And Married To Success !

I wonder if i will evr meet somone thats nice, intelligent, sane & interesting. Probably not. & evn if someone like that crossd my path his pleasant demeanor would end up a mask, and under it would be a serial killer with a chainsaw fetish

Get on your knees,
close your eyes,
open your mouth,
there'll be a surprise!

--Mike from my school**
(one of my friends)

My friend: So Batman turned into Batman because he was bit by a bat right???
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA your unbelievable ya lets go with that..

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful..
Ok,hate me because I'm beautiful...

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.