Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never lose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Boys!!!
you cant live with them but you cant live without them

cuz if u do none youll end up goin the wrong way just like ma friend emily!!!!

na im just kiddin ma
you know i luv you wit all ma heart

If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?!?!

A gud friend would be there to bail U outta jail ... and A best friend would be there sitting next to U saying damn that was fun ,,!,,

Hush, boyz-
don't make a sound-
as i walk by-
just push it down!

I ran into my ex-boyfriend the other day, so I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

-Again this is NOT mine nor am I taking credit of it. I don't know who came up with it but I also thought it was great!

~*PaRtY HaRdY*~
~*RoCk n RoLL*~
~*ShOoT a 5th*~
~*TaKe A bOwL*~
~*LoVe Iz GoOd*~
~*MoRe Iz BeTTa*~
~*CuZ We'Re Da gUrLz DaT LiVe 4EvA!!*~

*~BaRbIe AiNt PeRfEcT...CoZ HeR LoVeR bOi KeN HaZ nO Di*K...LoLz*~

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO!!

NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)