When i was little
i fell inlove with a mirror
but now that im grown
i fell inlove with an idiot

Some men love fishing, i love pimping!

A friend will bail you out of jail.....but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying "we rellie effed up"

I was thinking...
are you stupid or just a moron.......

Always Be Close To My Heart
And Always Keep Smelling My Fart

They call it falling in love cause in the end u go splat!!

Wanted by many
Taken by none
Lookin at some
Waitin for one

If im laughing what i think i am, its funny

Who needs courage when you have a gun

Welcome. I've been expecting you