I wouldn't take her to a dog fight, cause i'm afraid she's win.

~this is what some of my friends say about me~

Push up to open!!!

Cry me a river
build me a bridge
AND GET OVER IT!!!

If you want a nickle
I\'ll give you a dime,
But if you want a man
B**** dont f with mine

Be careful what you do. . .if you let your guard down, you just might get a snowball up your shirt. . .:)

Say it to my face B***h not behind my back
cuz if u like 2 talk S**t ur gonna get smacked

"A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!"

People are strange... they spend money they dont have... on things they dont want.... trying to impress people they dont like

Love isnt phony

No one can love me like you do
no one can trust me like you do
but no one can work it
like my sancho do