"I can't love you...you too ugly"

"If a person has the I.Q. benieth that of a carrot, they should not breed."

Sarah

Take of your pants, shirt and shoes,
So you can show me what you can do,
Ok, baby you ready for some fun?
What do you mean? Your already done?

Never let a man get too attached too close, that can't even afford too buy you two diet cokes!

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther,,,,for that thing you do with your tongue.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Last night, I played a blank tape and the mime next door went nuts

I knew I was nuts the day that squirrel looked at me funny

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily on my bedroom window, so innocent. But I secretly know, that they're watching my every move. Plotting to hit me over the head with a large steel pipe and steal my shoe.