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It takes time, like 9 months to get the results

We put the F U back in FUN

I dont sell sex i sell condoms with free demos haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fat people are hard to kidnap

Treat me like and Angel and I'll be your little Devil ;)

"'ay baby wanna come over to my house? I just made some kool-aid"

When i was little
i fell inlove with a mirror
but now that im grown
i fell inlove with an idiot

Some men love fishing, i love pimping!

A friend will bail you out of jail.....but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying "we rellie effed up"

I was thinking...
are you stupid or just a moron.......