Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • **~if you don't like my apples, don't be shaking my tree.*~*>i'm not after your man-->but he's after me.so if you want your man keep him by your side**~**because if he gets on my train imma give him a ride!!~*

    by samara
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  • Roses r red,
    violets r black,
    why is your chest as flat as my back?

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  • Sex is like a hockey game you play between periods!

    by Sarah
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  • When roses are red they're ready to pluck. When girls turn 16 they're ready to f u c k.

    by Sarah
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  • Make sure all the course you take are {inter}.

    by Sarah
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  • Pork is pork, veal is veal, what is a kiss with out a feel...

    by Sarah
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  • Candie's Sweet
    You Are Fine
    Break My Heart
    Your Balls Are Mine

    by Lyndsi
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  • ROSES ARE BLUE, VIOLETS ARE RED ALL BECAUSE I CAN'T GET YOU OUTTA MY HEAD.

    BY:KRISTA'S LIL SIS:KAYLA

    by KRISTA
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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    come to my car so i can f**k you

    inspired by a friend!!Kyle

    Tamra

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  • *You're so fat when you went missing you took up all 4 sides of the milk carton* lol

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