God likes to make us cry, he gives us life, love and freindship and then he takes it all away, just cuz he is mad. For example if you want to make a baby cry just give him a lolly pop and then take it away.

On all the freinds i have, your the first

Have you ever take a crap so big that your pants fit better.

8===D ~ ~ (())

It takes time, like 9 months to get the results

We put the F U back in FUN

I dont sell sex i sell condoms with free demos haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fat people are hard to kidnap

Treat me like and Angel and I'll be your little Devil ;)

"'ay baby wanna come over to my house? I just made some kool-aid"

When i was little
i fell inlove with a mirror
but now that im grown
i fell inlove with an idiot