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Sticks and stones can break my bones but chains and whips excite me, so tie me up and hold me down and show me that you like me. |
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I was licking an ice cream cone, when I just--Schomp! It fell in his lap. |
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I saw my ex the other day, hit reverse and hit him again. |
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Boys are like lava lamps... |
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GUYS... just b/c you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. |
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EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE STUPID, BUT YOU ARE ABUSING THE PRIVILAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Best oxymoron ever: adult male |
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If i turned into a fish, you wouldn't love me. so don't say your love is unconditional! |
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Mama's baby dady's maybe!!!! |
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I wanted a knight in shining armor. All I got was a wannabe in tin foil. |