Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Diamond ring-999$
    Baby Phat outfit- 499$
    Bra and panties- 30$
    look on your face when i turn u down, PRICELESS

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  • Dont get mad at me becuase I'm prettier than you, blame god for making you ugly

    by 2die4
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  • It's not that nobody cares about you It's just that everybody likes everything else more than you

    by 2die4
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  • God likes to make us cry, he gives us life, love and freindship and then he takes it all away, just cuz he is mad. For example if you want to make a baby cry just give him a lolly pop and then take it away.

    by 2die4
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  • On all the freinds i have, your the first

    by 2die4
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  • Have you ever take a crap so big that your pants fit better.

    by 2die4
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  • 8===D ~ ~ (())

    It takes time, like 9 months to get the results

    by 2die4
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  • We put the F U back in FUN

    by 2die4
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  • I dont sell sex i sell condoms with free demos haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Fat people are hard to kidnap

    by 2die4
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