YoU CaNt TaKe BaCk SoMeThInG YoU NevEr HaD.... So DonT ExPeCt To Be AbLe To TaKe Me baCk!! =P

Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken

You won't know you've been screwed over until your standing on the corner with only a twenty dollar bill in your hand.

Diamond ring-999$
Baby Phat outfit- 499$
Bra and panties- 30$
look on your face when i turn u down, PRICELESS

Dont get mad at me becuase I'm prettier than you, blame god for making you ugly

It's not that nobody cares about you It's just that everybody likes everything else more than you

God likes to make us cry, he gives us life, love and freindship and then he takes it all away, just cuz he is mad. For example if you want to make a baby cry just give him a lolly pop and then take it away.

On all the freinds i have, your the first

Have you ever take a crap so big that your pants fit better.

8===D ~ ~ (())

It takes time, like 9 months to get the results