When u were born u were so ugly that ur parents had 2 tie a porkchop around ur neck 2 get tha dog to play w/ u

There are plenty more fish in the sea...the over-fished, shark infested sea...

~Full Time Teasa, Part Time Pleasa
*No Stressin, jus messin
~stop Stresin What You Ain't gettin!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents!
.. accidents in the back seat cause kids!

not mine but i think its funny

Mama always told me that i would break bones but she never told me that guys would break my heart like you did

Your magic carpet ride gave me rug burn.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill Do you wanna?
Jill said yes, took of her dress and they did hanky-panky
Silly Jill, forgot her pill
And out popped little Frankie!

-:|:-If ya don't know me!-:|:-
-:|:-Then don't judge me-:|:-
-:|:-ain't nobody said -:|:-
-:|:-u gotta luv me!-:|:-

Love is having a hug to wrap in,
lips to kiss,
and a cute ass to look at!

Sex is like a game of spades; if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!