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To all the females that think theyre fine....please girl I\'ll take yo man and still keep mine! |
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If I owned a resturant, I would seriously call it, "I Don't Know... Where Do You Want To Go?" |
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Im stupid...alone...single...spoiled...but I dont care...deal with it!!! |
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You may feel that ur over him, |
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I promise to love you for 50 years more...even when your boobies...sag down to the floor! |
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A wise monkey mever monkies around with another monkeys monkey. |
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I'm threw with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart, they make you cry, loving guys is such a sin. Hey, check out that guy, that just walked in!! |
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Kissing spreads germs, germs are hated, so kiss me baby, i'm vaccinated! |
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-Today was a total waste of make-up |
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When your swimming in the ocean and you see a shark, you don't have to swim faster than the shark, you just have to swim faster than the person your with. lol |