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Woman=If you hear closely, you might hear hims say "I'm not gay, I'm not gay" |
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*~*The Men you find are mostly s***, So carry a castration kit!*~* |
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When i found mr right i didn't know his first name was always |
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On all the freinds i have, your the first |
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God likes to make us cry, he gives us life, love and freindship and then he takes it all away, just cuz he is mad. For example if you want to make a baby cry just give him a lolly pop and then take it away. |
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It's not that nobody cares about you It's just that everybody likes everything else more than you |
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Dont get mad at me becuase I'm prettier than you, blame god for making you ugly |
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Diamond ring-999$ |
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You won't know you've been screwed over until your standing on the corner with only a twenty dollar bill in your hand. |
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Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken |