Try pulling the door if the door says pull

If cows can laugh, would milk come out of there nose?

This is a shotgun so there is no point of aiming

Dont get mad at me becuase I'm prettier than you, blame god for making you ugly

Diamond ring-999$
Baby Phat outfit- 499$
Bra and panties- 30$
look on your face when i turn u down, PRICELESS

You won't know you've been screwed over until your standing on the corner with only a twenty dollar bill in your hand.

Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken

YoU CaNt TaKe BaCk SoMeThInG YoU NevEr HaD.... So DonT ExPeCt To Be AbLe To TaKe Me baCk!! =P

When i found mr right i didn't know his first name was always

*~*The Men you find are mostly s***, So carry a castration kit!*~*