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Woman=If you hear closely, you might hear hims say "I'm not gay, I'm not gay" |
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You called me a jerk... |
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"Guys are like toilets. All the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap." |
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YoU CaNt TaKe BaCk SoMeThInG YoU NevEr HaD.... So DonT ExPeCt To Be AbLe To TaKe Me baCk!! =P |
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When i found mr right i didn't know his first name was always |
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*~*The Men you find are mostly s***, So carry a castration kit!*~* |
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::*::*::Im not single so dont try to mingle::*::*:: |
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This is a shotgun so there is no point of aiming |
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If cows can laugh, would milk come out of there nose? |
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Try pulling the door if the door says pull |