I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Are you so blinded by my beauty
That you won't make a move

...LoL... Sry Not ThaT Funny....

I cried not because I lost you. I cried because of the money and time I spent with you.

*Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties*

7 S's
Safe
S*x
Sucks
So
Screw
Someone
Specal!

I know you think you broke my heart, but I knew your game right form the start saw your game and played it too so laugh it all up playa the joke was on you

A man is a king...A king is a ruler...A ruler is 12 inches...STILL THINK YOU ARE A MAN??

Trying to give up somoking is as hard as trying to give up sex!!

Haha I thought of this the other day, thought it was funny and that i'd tell people!! Please comment! thanks!! xxoo

Wanna hear a funny joke?.. MEN!

Love....sucks something hard!